He’s Probably Surfing Kitty Porn

“I Was Good All Year…”

“…and all I got for Christmas was wrapped in this shit”

Submitted by Alan, we think he would have been happier with a lump of coal.

On A One German Shepherd Open Sleigh

Not only will he get you there on time, but he’ll defend the presents you leave in the sleigh while you’re busy going down the chimney.

Merry Christmas, From The Pugs

They all look so sad.